Those Fucking MILFs (POWERSVILLE)

GENRE: All Sex, Big Boobs, MILF, Mature

DIRECTOR: Jim Powers

STUDIO/PRODUCER: Powersville

MSRP: $24.99 (US) (https://www.adultdvdempire.com/1836375/those-fucking-milfs-porn-movies.html

DATE OF PRODUCTION: 2016

LENGTH: 1 hrs. 52 mins.

EXTRAS: Trailers

CAST: Britney Amber, Shyla Stylez, Nikki Hunter, Audrey Hollander, Sylvia Slut 

CONDOMS: None

SYNOPSIS


I'll be honest. Despite noticing the older looking scenes I did not realize this was a 2016 production. Even more interesting is the fact that on AdultDVDEmpire it's still listed for sale at it's original $25 pricing. This wouldn't be so odd, but "Those Fucking MILFs" is what I refer to as a mixed bag of tricks. More over it's a haphazardly thrown together collection of several scenes with the only tie-in being the age of the performers. The plots, the sex, and the overall presentation is so all over the place it's inconsistent, and quite frankly a mess. In some of the scenes I was wondering where the hell the MILF appeal comes in, and in others I just thought WTF!? It's not to say the dvd was a total loss, but I do feel it missed the target audience more than once.


Scene one, as it were, is a classic classroom cliche. One of those skits that puts a hot older teacher in with a younger student, or in this case, a substitute teacher of the opposite gender. Britney Amber happens to be the hottie this time around, and her male partner a substitute male teacher named Mr.Corvis who gets caught up in a lurid daytime fantasy as he's being given a pep talk by the lovely lady. The sex is like a lot of the classroom scenes you've seen before. It takes place on, and around the teacher's desk. There's plenty of oral foreplay from both participants, and limited position changes that come in the form of cowgirl, missionary, and doggy ... mostly. Some standing penetrations also applied. One of the key focuses was on Britney's large breasts. The man of the scene titty fucked her on more than one occasion. It was a reoccurring theme. Even with the routine skit accounted for, and limited performance tallied up it was, without a doubt, one of this dvd's finer moments. Britney looked amazing, as she so often does. A bleached blonde with luscious lips, and thicc curvy body accented by unnaturally large boobs. The man of the scene was also handsome in his own right. Definitely fitting of the role he was fitting into. The chemistry was there even though the skit was hokey as hell.


Moving on ...

For whatever reason scene two was a straight to the point scene of mature mating. By that I mean it was two older performers doing their thing, glamour style. The sex was energetic, the position changes artistic, and the chemistry alright. My beef with the scene, however, is that it seemed like it was out of place. There was nothing really MILF about it. The thing that kept coming to my mind was that it seemed like porn for parents. Not a part of the risque young and old hook-ups you think of when you think of a MILF porno. Sure, Shyla looked like a MILF. Sure, she looked like one of the Housewives from the Housewives TV shows, but it did nothing special for her. Even with the blown up bosoms, puffy lips, and killer bod the pairing of partners only served to steal the thunder. I couldn't get into it, to be honest.


In one of the most hilarious ways possible scene three, and it's MILF (Nikki Hunter) steals the show. Full of kink, and femdom Nikki plays her role masterfully. She acts as an agent for male models. Particularly male models of the porn type. Her subject in this situation is a lanky looking nerd of a man with a penile advantage. Nikki grills him hard from the start. Putting him down as often as possible as Doms do. She sizes him up as he strips off his clothes to her command, and afterwards has him do as told play by play. In the mix there's a lot of female pleasuring. A lot of face sitting, pussy fingering, and pussy licking. There's also some 69, some balls deep cocksucking, and the usual assortment of limited desktop/desk chair position changes. While the scene definitely had it's sexy moments it was hard to take it seriously as the comedic value showed through constantly in Nikki's various demands.


What can I say about scene four? Well, it was like an 80's horror porn. It was what you'd get if Hellraiser was a porno. The scene begins with Audrey, an anal fetishist, hooked up to nipple chains like a scene out of Hellraiser, and wrapped in plastic wrap to a centerpiece in the middle of a room that looked as if it was vomited out of 80's pop culture. Sitting on a couch across from her was a dude in a clear plastic mask looking like a creeper with his cock in hand. Eventually Audrey frees herself enough to get her ball gag out, and her titties loose so that she can deepthroat his cock to the point of spewing. It was the sort of thing you'd expect from German Goo Girls, and as I said earlier I was thinking to myself "WTF!?". I was wondering how the hell this tied into the MILF fetish? Sure it had anal penetrations, group sex, and fuckery you could not imagine, but how does it tie into the MILF fantasy? After seeing Audery puke up what looked like a gallon of piss I noped the fuck out of the scene not finishing it. Honestly, even I have my limits when it comes to extreme porn, and the vomiting did nothing to please me, or impress me. Nope.


Ending the collection of scenes on perhaps an even more confusing note we find Sylvia Slut in some Tiki lounge for the older perverted. She sits down on a sofa amidst a room decorated like Hawaii until guys start pouring into the room with their peckers drawn. She acts confused when the first two men enter, and sit on either side of her as they jerk off, but that surprise quickly ends with a couple of handjobs leading into a full-on 15 man gang bang session with old dudes. Again, I find myself wondering how this is a MILF situation? Sylvia looks younger than all of the men, and not even really MILF material. I think she looks hot enough, and that she gives in quite well to the fucking to be had, but I cannot understand why she is a part of a MILF dvd. This was, at best a gangbang session between older men, and a younger woman. I just do not know ... Anyways, the scene wasn't half bad. It did include the usual gangbang interactions such as a blowbang, and multiple penetrations as well as cumshots to the face. There was most definitely fucking going on, and Sylvia was the centerpiece of attention. A pervert's pinata.

The verdict ...

For $25 this is a hard pass for me. It's not what it's advertised as. It's a cornucopia of confusion disguised as a MILF fantasy. Most of it is not what I'd consider MILF. Maybe only two or three scenes warrant that description, but not all. In the way of performances there were a couple of scenes worth watching. I liked Britney Amber's part in it as well as Sylvia Slut's. I think this is Sylvia Slut's one and done deal though. Her bio on AdultDVDEmpire is oddly vacant with this dvd being the only film listed in her filmography. I think she noped the fuck off like I did while watching this thing. I guess that about sums it up. A great big "NOPE". Sorry Jim, but I cannot recommend this one, especially at $25.

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