Look Dad, I'm In Porn! Vol.8 (TeamSkeet)

GENRE: Amateurs, 18+ Teens, Reality, All Sex, Straight, Gonzo

DIRECTOR: Uncredited

STUDIO/PRODUCER: Team Skeet

MSRP: $21.99 (US) (http://www.adultdvdempire.com/1736933/look-dad-im-in-porn-8-porn-movies.html)

DATE OF PRODUCTION: 2015

LENGTH: 1 hr 38 mins

AUDIO/VIDEO: This video is a mixture of compiled POV angles, and a sort of home video style of presentation. It's borderline professional in it's final edited state, but still has a sort of amateur visual appeal about it. I did play the dvd on my HDTV this time around, and it held up quite nicely in accordance to resolution. Perhaps a little too nicely as there were some bodily imperfections I'd rather not have noticed during my viewing of the film. The menu, as always is professionally added, and makes all of the playable options easily accessible. As far as the scenes go they are shown in a widescreen format that will pan out to full screen if played on an HDTV with such a setting. I did notice that the "gallery" extra had some music added to it. The rest of the film is mostly about the voices of the involved performers though, and said voices can be heard clearly with little volume adjustment.

*NOTE: "The dvd I got was flawed, and was slightly skipping. When I tried to rip the screenshots from the dvd it would not make it past the intro credits due to the glitching. That's why there are no screenshots with this review, sorry guys & gals."*

CAST: Holly Hudson, Chase Hart, Elektra Rose, Cosima Dunkin, Alli Rae

CONDOMS: None

SYNOPSIS

I had planned on starting this review off with a spiel about the girls of the industry, and their awkward relationships with their parents, but seeing as this particular porno has absolutely nothing to do with the title it bares I will skip that entirely. In Team Skeet's, "Look Dad, I'm In Porn! #8" we find an interesting array of young ladies who each bare all for the love of sex without once mentioning the relationship with their fathers. Their physical appearance, and accompanying performances range from awkward, to outright freaky at times. There's definitely plenty of awkward amateurs to watch, and even one seemingly innocent closet freak who really likes the rough stuff. While I won't be backing all of said things up with favoritism, or exclamations of excitement I can say without a doubt that the single male performer, and the several ladies that are shown had more class than the superficial critiques I'm about to spew forth. Do brace yourself for the harsh realities of porn. With that being said I do envy that male performer's willingness to look past all the superficial nonsense, and treat each girl like a proper lady despite their obvious physical flaws. I even envy the ladies who brave the camera for all the world to see. That takes some serious guts!

The first scene in the series of five that are to be featured shows off the heavily edited, and often times spliced home video audition tape of a 19 year old busty brunette girl who aims to be on Team Skeet's official website. The girl of whom I speak goes by the screen name, "Holly Hudson". During her brief audition disclosure Holly talks about her breast size, strips her clothing off, and shows off her goods for a camera that sits just out of sight within the bedroom she resides in. For whatever reason she claims that the male performer is her boyfriend (I think the dude's a player, seriously), and readies herself for the fucking she's about to receive. Once the musclebound, tattooed, and tanned younger man appears onscreen the show begins as expected. The sex that follows isn't much to talk of, but the onscreen couple does switch things up position-wise a few times before the man of the scene spends his load. The first go to position for Holly is that of reverse cowgirl, and it focuses mostly on Holly's twerking ass for a good portion of the time spent at that point. Holly does have a nice ass, and it's quite large in size for a white girl. It's something most guys would appreciate.

As far as her breasts go they are all natural! I want to say that she said they were a "34C", but don't quote me on that as it may be slightly inaccurate. Just know that they were of a decently large size, and were fitting of her slightly rounded build. Past the reverse cowgirl Holly turns around towards the camera, and mounts her lover's cock in the standard cowgirl position as he lay flat upon his back giving us viewers one of the best views of her face, and body as she bounces up, and down. This later leads to a sort of planking doggystyle penetration with Holly Laying on the flat of her belly with her legs sticking straight out together while the man of the scene inserts his massive cock in her from on top, and behind. This is by far the sexiest moment of the entire scene, and is definitely Holly's shining moment. After that moment passes Holly then gets on all fours upon the bed for some proper doggystyle sex, and takes a pretty rough pounding from behind compliments of her boyfriend. This act further transitions into missionary where Holly finally gets the cumshot she's been working for all over her breasts. As far as the foreplay goes Holly only sucked the tip of the man's massive meat stick, and in all honesty it was not really worth mentioning. I think that's why I waited until the last sentence to mention it.

The second scene takes that awkward turn that I mentioned before which many guys will not find all that entertaining. The girl who plays the lead role in the home video inspired sex skit is one of those girls who has a sort of geeky face (I think her glasses may have amplified that effect), and a hot as hell porn star body. To make matters worse, "Chase Hart" doesn't have a clue in hades as how to be sexy onscreen while banging cock. Between her gymnastic tumble that puts her pussy in the male performer's face to the very limited two positions Chase's performance ends up appearing as awkward as she looks. Harsh facts are harsh. The fact that she did not know how to properly ride up, and down on a cock in the cowgirl position was cringe worthy. Even the POV (Point of View) doggystyle afterwards did nothing to impress. I suppose it worked wonders for the male performer though, because he came all over her ass during the final doggystyle penetration. After watching the performance in full, and the following scenes in their entirety I realized that the male performer of this dvd was more into the feeling, and less about the superficial nature of sex. If it weren't a porno I'd be applauding the guy for letting Chase show her sexy side onscreen, but the truth is that this is a porno, and superficial things matter. This was by far the worst scene of the dvd due to it's awkward moments. It's sad. Damn near heartbreaking.

Moving on to scene number three we find another awkward amateur doing something that she looks ill-prepared to do. Elektra Rose (Bless her heart) looks like the most timid, withdrawn , and insecure 18 to 19 year old girl I have ever seen in my life. Her shy replies, and frequent glances to the side made me feel as if I was about to watch something that I should not be watching. This coupled with her super young looks made me almost second guess reviewing this dvd. I kid you not. For whatever reason though I watched onward as Elektra did her thing, and found out that the pretty, and somewhat cute girl was a closeted freak waiting to be unleashed. Something about her two-sided demeanor made this performance the best of the dvd. From the deeply invested deepthroat blowjob to the lustful enjoyment of the hardcore doggystyle you could tell Elektra was living in the moment. She was loving it. If there ever was an authentic porn star in the industry Elektra is definitely it. Even with her fleshly blemishes This girl had it going on. After watching her I could not see myself badmouthing her performance. It was smoking hot!!! Some seriously kinky arms being pulled behind back type of sh*t! If it weren't for Elektra I don't think this dvd would get the recommendation I'm going to give it at the end.

Simmering down from the hell fire that was Elektra Rose we reach scene number four. While "Cosima Dunkin", the girl of scenario four may not live up to the previously impressive performance she does look the part of a porn star, and fucks like the pros you'd expect to see in a pornographic film. Cosima is basically a glamour model gone porn star. Her body is that of perfection, and her face equally as so. The fact that the guy running the show decided to show her beauty off at a lavish estate really enhanced what was shown. Cosima like some of the other performers was briefly questioned about her assets, and was made to strip before actually getting into the sexual situation at hand. After the short lived intro Cosima steps outside on command ahead of her lover (same dude as before) and rests on an outside bed awaiting his arrival. Once there the two treat each other to some foreplay fun. The most notable part being Cosima's gag free deepthroating. It was definitely nice seeing her spend some quality time with the guy's massive cock in her mouth. She certainly lived up to her professional looks with that fellatio surprise.

Past the foreplay the onscreen couple did the routine cowgirl, doggystyle, and missionary position swaps (not particularly in that order) with plenty of POV angles before returning to one last oral experience. Surprising even the guy who was fucking her Cosima twirls around as he's coming upon her backside just in time to catch the majority of the man's cumshot in her open mouth. It was amazing! Cosima even closed the scene licking the remainder of gooey mess up, and swallowing all of the creamy white load that had entered her mouth prior to that. It was a performance worth watching, and it added to my hope that the rest of the dvd might not be all that bad.

Lastly we reach the fifth, and final scene where Pennsylvania native, and sex shop employee "Alli Rae" adds a bit of comedic value to the otherwise sexy scene that is to unfold. Taking a hint from previous Team Skeet directors this cameraman turned male performer grills Alli about her sexual nature, and her past exploits. She discloses the fact that her parents are devout Christians, and even shares a few tales about customers stalking her at her sex shop job. Between all the talk Alli often times laughs, and awkwardly so. In a slight way it does take away from her sexiness, but once the fucking begins her naughty nature does shine through. As far as looks go Alli is a petite blonde with some fairly large breasts, and a mostly tiny body. I think her shining moments were the captured side views where she had her legs curled up to her abdomen as she lay upon her back on a sort of sofa-like bed. It's in these sexy positions that you could see the complimentary side view of her breasts, and enjoy the missionary pounding that was taking place in a more modest perspective. The missionary from top POV view, and the forward facing reverse cowgirl/cowgirl really gave us the best angles for seeing Alli as well. If my memory is correct I also think she opted to deepthroat at the beginning of the encounter, which once again surprised me. Sadly though the final cumshot that ended the show landed on her mostly bare pussy after the guy had pulled out of her as she lay spread eagle in the missionary position. Regardless of my disapproval of the finish Alli still did alright. I only feel that the interview weakened her sex appeal slightly as did her bottom side blemishes which were visually obvious on the HDTV I was viewing the dvd on. Sorry Alli! I know that's an asshole thing to say.

EXTRAS

GALLERY: Once again this gallery of play by play digital images plays out in a scaled down size with uncensored content, and complimentary music. It's the type of extra for those of you who can get off to photos as easily as you can with actual video. The digital images do linger for a good moment before fading into the next one.

TRAILERS: This small collection of video clip sneak peeks comes complete with the usual dvd title, and  performer mention displays as well as an actual showing of sexual situations that you'd see if you were to buy, or rent the film/s in question. I do believe the selection of previews is closely in tune with the release date of this particular film meaning that they showcase more recently released Team Skeet dvds.

CUMSHOTS: This one's fairly self-explanatory. This extra houses an automatically triggered, and playing series of cumshot finishes ripped straight from the core film itself. It is meant to provide quick fapping material, and does good in giving each cumshot time enough to be enjoyed. You'll get to see the cumshot happen, and get to watch the girls' reaction afterwards.

CONCLUSION

If it were not for Elektra's insanely enjoyable performance, Cosima's glamorous beauty, and Holly's lively audition I'd have to say that this particular dvd would be a lost cause. Aside from these three ladies the rest of the scenes were so amateurishly awkward that it actually made me feel sorry for said girls being shown. I found myself silently asking the question, "Why!? Why would you include such things in a porno!?" as I watched through the hour, and a half length of the film. Some of the things shown not only made the female performers look bad, but also ran the Team Skeet namesake through the mud while doing so. If we were to be honest with ourselves we'd all admit that some people aren't fit to share their sexual selves with the world. Heck, I wouldn't do it. I do think highly of the girls for braving adult film, and for baring it all though. I simply think that porn can be a harsh thing on one's self image, and that having amateur girls subject themselves to possibly harsh scrutiny via widely viewed dvds is a bad call. I know I'm not the only outspoken asshole who is going to point out, or notice the imperfections. In life outside of this job I'd treat the girls of this film with the utmost respect, because that's the way I really am. I'm sure they are all awesome individuals. In the world of porn though it's all about appearance, unfortunately. In saying all of that please forgive me for my harsh words of criticism Chase, and Alli. Don't let guys like me make you think less of yourself.

As far as a rating goes three out of five scenes being good is not all that bad. In fact I can highly recommend watching Elektra's, and Cosima's scenes. Even Holly's scene deserves a recommendation while Alli's is a little less recommendable. I think I'm going to double up the verdict in saying that it's a recommendable rental.

VERDICT: Recommendable Rental!!!

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