A New Incentive For Porn Studios & Directors to Join 'Paradise Theater XxX'

This blog has been dragging some serious ass as of late. I'm not going to lie, or deny it. Having one studio to turn to, and a lengthy wait between requests has limited the review material I'm able to obtain. I'm not playing down upon Dorcel's generous contribution, because the fact is I love the hell out of that studio, but I've been longing to cover some other studios' films on the side as well. Just recently, yesterday in fact, I thought up an ingenious plan to win some of you uncertain porn studios over. As a journalist, and creative writer/poet/artist I do have some ideas up my figurative sleeve that might help you to make the next biggest porno production, or genre. I know what makes straight men hard, and can think up some plots, and whatnot to help your studio gain some sales. It goes without saying though that my ideas are geared solely towards straight sex genres ...

My proposal in regards to these idea offerings is that I'll work with a studio on coming up with ideas through email contact in exchange for dvds. If the dvds you exchange for the service are noteworthy there's also a very good chance it will be reviewed here on this very blog. In that sense it is more of a win-win situation for the both of us. You get new porn ideas pitched at you, and reviews on the side while I get new review material. Keep in mind I'm not promising an overabundance of ideas, but some on a regular, or semi-regular basis. I do keep in tune with what is popular, and can definitely offer up some ideas worth entertaining. If this offer seems even remotely interesting to you feel free to contact me. My email address can be found in this blog's "CONTACT" section, and I do believe there is a clickable link to it there.

I hope to hear from you soon as my review workload is severely lacking this year, especially in the gaming department. I am very serious about this offer, and it is no joke. Don't expect me to sign a legally binding agreement though. I refuse to be tied to a studio indefinitely, but will honor my word as I have with so many other PR, studios, and game developers.

Thanks in Advance!,
Brad C. (@ParadiseTripleX)

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