Big Cock Fucker Diaries (PRIVATE)

GENRE: Big Cocks, Straight Sex, Group Sex, Anal

DIRECTOR: Ettore Buchi

STUDIO/PUBLISHER: PRIVATE / Pure Play Media / Magik View Entertainment GmbH

MSRP: $25.99 (US) (http://www.adultdvdempire.com/1635022/big-cock-fucker-diaries-porn-movies.html)

DATE OF PRODUCTION: 2012

LENGTH: 2 hrs. 6 mins.

AUDIO/VIDEO: There were times in this film where the audio quality seemed to be muffled, and almost inaudible. This occurred mainly during the narration sequences though. As far as the video quality is concerned it seemed to have that foreign film type of visual display. It wasn't bad by any means, but you could definitely tell the shooting was of European origins. At one point during scene 3 (I believe) there was a water drop on one of the camera that blocked out some of the scenes action. It didn't go a way for a while, and definitely interfered with the viewing, because of it's obviousness. Other than that things looked good. Each scene was shown in a widescreen ratio that in no way took away from the overall viewing experience.

CAST: Kristine Crystalis, Nataly Von, Blanche, Angell Summers, Cindy Dollar, Honey Demon, Abelia

CONDOMS: None.


SYNOPSIS

Big Cock Fucker Diaries is an adult film with an interesting plot. While it makes little sense to me the sex definitely captured my undivided attention. At the beginning of the film a man named J.J. is shown lying asleep in his bed. His wife happens up upon him in the nude talking through narration about manuscript that he had written. The manuscript is conveniently resting upon J.J.'s chest, and in his hands at the time of his wife's approach. Being curious about it's contents after hearing that it contained truths about her husband the wife proceeds to pick up the manuscript, and begins reading it. As the viewer we are only given brief hints of the written work during brief intermissions, but the actual story plays out through scene after scene of vivid sexual encounters.

The scenes themselves seem to be mixed up version of fabricated events. In the first scene we find J.J. about to take a dive off of the side of a cruise ship, because he thinks his wife doesn't love him. Being the manipulative bastard that he is he convinces his wife (Angell Summers) to give him a BJ while he hangs on tightly to the outer rails of the ship deck. Not far away from this lustful couple is a deck hand who is getting an eyeful. J.J. notices the man watching, teases him a little, and then allows him to join in for a threesome. The sex is definitely hardcore as the two men have their way with the lovely wife. There's everything from cock riding, to double penetrations. Between the three lovers there's a good variety of typical, and unusual position changes. In the end both J.J., and the deck hand come all over the wife's face. It's definitely a strong start to a continuously to this stranger than fiction tale.


In scene number two J.J. seems to take on an entirely new role. This persona change is what confuses me about the plot as a whole. Regardless of this fact the this encounter with another female passenger is quite a pulse pounder. After sitting down with the lovely Blanche for a rather odd discussion the two strangers determine that they are both horny, and that they are looking for love. As soon as Blanche sheds her robe the show is on! Both J.J., and his newly found lover bump pelvises in some very extreme ways. It turns out that Blanche is quite the excited lady, and squirts more than most girls I've seen in a porn production. Often times after penetrating Blanche J.J. would have to pull out quickly in order to let her come. This happened numerous times, and in some ways took away from the overall viewing experience. Even so J.J., and his female partner seeme to thoroughly enjoy each other's company, so it wasn't all that bad.


Scene number three takes yet another bizarre turn as J.J. now takes on the role of the ship's captain. Initially the scene starts off without J.J., but instead with a Spanish gentleman who is groping, and entertaining two ladies in the ship's hair salon. It seems that both Kristine Crystalis, and Nataly Von were there to get their hair done as one of them is sporting curlers. After feeling the Spanish man's invasive touch though the two ladies get all horny, and ready for sex. Just before things get started though the Spanish man, and his female companions are interrupted by J.J. as he barges in on the threesome. After a short talk the threesome quickly becomes a hardcore foursome, and a swapping session ensues. As with the other sexual encounters in this film the performers all have to improvise on their positions as they are having sex in close quarters. Some of the sex takes place in the salon chairs while the remainder of it takes place on the floor, and against the countertops. In the end one of the ladies receives a cumshot to the backside via J.J., while the Spanish gentleman shoots his load across both women's face.

Things continue to intensify as J.J. takes on yet another role on the ship. In scene number four the beautiful redheaded beauty, Cindy Dollar finds herself searching for her husband on the ship's uppermost deck. Instead of finding who she was looking far she finds two very horny repairmen who have their eyes set on her voluptuous body. The two men end up convincing Cindy to participate in a threesome. She gives it little thought at all, and gladly joins in for one heck of a banging. Since the threesome are on the top deck of the ship there's little gripping surface, so most of the sex happens in the standing position, or as the men lie on the ground for Cindy to ride. The highlight of this particular scene are definitely the double penetrations. The cameraman captures several close-ups of the penetrations adding to the excitement of the viewing. In the end Cindy takes two huge cumshots to the face, and revels in her gooey prizes.

Last but certainly not least is scene number five. The two ladies dominating this sexy encounter (Honey Demon & Abelia) could easily pass as twins. As with scene three the Spanish gentleman previously featured is once again found by the ship's captain as he's fooling around with the ship's personal maids. J.J. has a fit as he usually does, but ultimately allows his Spanish deck hand to join in for a very hardcore foursome. The sex actually takes place on a part of the ship deck where there's plenty of seating, and propping opportunities this time around. As such the two men are able switch between a wider variety of sexual positions, and do so often. I definitely liked the fact that there were a lot of position changes. As for the penetrations there were a mixture of vaginal, anal, and even some double penetrations. This kept true to the hardcore nature of the other scenes on the dvd. In the end both J.J., and his Spanish shipmate came all over Honey Demon's, and Abelia's face leaving them to savor, and share the messy facials.

EXTRAS

- Trailers

CONCLUSION

This feature film was rather odd to me.The plot seemed to be all over the place, and made little sense at all. I can understand that the main male character/performer J.J. was being shown through his wife's imagination as she read his memoir based novel/manuscript, but the reasoning behind it was not explained well enough. At times J.J. was shown as being a ship passenger, a deck hand, and even the ship's captain. During the very beginning which was a dream-like sequence J.J. was also shown to be playing an entirely different role. This black & white dream sequence with J.J. chasing a nude woman through the corridors of the ship made absolutely no sense at all further adding to the mysterious back story. Perhaps it was all meant to explain the fact that J.J. had a wild imagination, but if that were so the ending sequence wouldn't make much sense either. After reading the final part of the manuscript, and after the final sex scene plays out the narrative wife is shown as if her reading was a dream. She awakes with the book on resting on her chest, and looks totally surprised. Afterwards she sees her husband pulling the gun from under the covers, and literally says, "That's all I remember". I just don 't understand the plot, plain and simple.

As far as the sex is concerned the film featured some very noteworthy content. The director stayed focused with his routine hardcore group sex, and even threw in a one-on-one scene for good measure. The best of the scenes were definitely the threesomes, and foursomes though. I loved the camera angles that were used throughout each shooting, and the fact that they weren't too invasive was a huge plus. The added fact that each scene took place at a visually different location made things all the more interesting. As far as the cast is concerned they were all well chosen. The female performers, and the male performer who played the part of J.J. were definitely the strong points of this production. J.J (as I'm going to refer to him) was an excellent actor, and sexual performer. He added an extra edge to each scene with his sharp dialogue making the viewing thoroughly exciting. All of the girls involved were super sexy in their own unique ways, and handled their hardcore pounding like pros. Overall the dvd exceeded in noteworthy sexual content, but failed miserably in plot explanation. Weighing it altogether I can say that it's definitely worth a purchase if you're looking for exceptional sex scenes, is a pass if you rely on plot for your means of pleasuring.

VERDICT: Recommended!!!

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