Tits Ahoy! (PRIVATE / Magik View Ent.)

GENRE: Girls in Uniform, All Sex, European

DIRECTOR: Lako

STUDIO/PRODUCER: PRIVATE / Magik View Entertainment

MSRP: $25.99 (US) (http://www.adultdvdempire.com/1631394/tits-ahoy-porn-movies.html)

DATE OF PRODUCTION: 2012

LENGTH: 1 hr. 52 mins.

AUDIO/VIDEO: The audio is a bit lacking in this dvd presentation. It seems to have an echoing effect in some scenes that makes understanding the spoken European/American dialogue hard to understand. With that being said though most people will be watching this dvd for the sex, and not for the roleplay scenarios. The video quality is excellent, and is displayed with a vivid color setup that accompanies most PRIVATE dvd productions. Each scene is displayed in a widescreen ratio that in no way takes away from the viewing experience.

CAST: Cindy Dollar, Rihanna Samuel, Kristy Lust, Stracy Stone, Laura Crystal

CONDOMS: None

SYNOPSIS

Tits Ahoy! seems to be either a sequel, or prequel to the Lust Boat series. It starts off in pretty much the same way showing a cruise ship at sea during the intro as a female narrator talks briefly about the fulfillment of sexual dreams, and fantasies. In this particular dvd the focus is more on girls in uniform than anything else though. You'll be able to enjoy the performances of five very lovely ladies who all start of the show wearing some sort of work related uniform. These uniforms include everything from a naval stewardess uniform to a nurses outfit, and even a waitress uniform. All of the girls sporting these fashions seem to be of European origin, and have the accent to further back up that assumption. The sex shown throughout the dvd's entirety varies in subject matter, and group orientation. The sex is thorough, and allows for multiple position changes as well as a cumshot finish in every scene. If you like your ladies in uniform then this may be something that'll peak your interests.

Rihanna Samuel

Rihanna starts things off quite nicely with some cliche nurse seduction. After administering a shot to a male patient's buttocks with the doctor's assistance Rihanna is immediately turned on by the sight. She initiates a sexual encounter with the half naked patient shortly after the doctor has left the room. She does so by simply rubbing the man's ass, and asking him to turn over on the examining table exposing his already erect penis. She barely gets started on the BJ before the doctor returns to the room making for a mildly awkward situation. Even with the awkwardness it becomes apparent that the doctor has his heart set on joining in. Soon the twosome becomes a threesome, and Rihanna quickly becomes the men's undivided center of attention. The two men pound away at both ends of Rihanna constantly keeping two holes satisfied in the process. Throughout the scene all three of the performers engage in a variety of positions on the floor as well as the examining table. For the most part there are variations of doggystyle mixed with cocksucking, but at one point Rihanna does get down on the floor with the men to enjoy some reverse cowgirl riding. In the end she takes a massive cumshot to the face from both men ending the scene on an extremely good note!

Kristy Lust

In this scene Kristy Lust takes on the role of a waitress, and is wearing attire fitting of  her job position. While she definitely does not look like a proper waitress she still looks very sexy regardless. She's very tall for a female performer, and is sporting an arm tattoo of a scorpion which is something you don't often see on a waitress. Accompanying Kristy on the job site is a male waiter who is working with her to setup the tables for the upcoming guests. The pair of workers display some proper etiquette as the lay out the various utensils, plates, napkins, and bowls in a specific manner. After whispering what seems to be a sexual invitation into Kristy's ear the two engage in some heavy petting, and foreplay before going all out. The waiter gives Kristy a lot of attention downstairs before letting her return the favor. In return Kristy gives an amazing blowjob, and goes balls deep frequently as she does so. When the actual sex begins Kristy rides the waiter's cock anally in a reverse cowgirl position as he lies upon the floor. Afterwards they both switch to a spooning position for some further anal penetration. Following up with the anal spooning the couple then engages in some anal doggystyle before arriving at the final cumshot. With a little oral help from Kristy the waiter is eventually able to get himself off, and comes all over her eagerly awaiting face. What makes the finish extra sexy though is the fact that the waiter grabs a nearby spoon, and gathers the cum from Kristy's face in order to feed it to her. It was quite and ending indeed!

Stracy Stone

Stracy Stone takes on the role of a ship stewardess in need of a favor. What exactly it is that she wants from the captain I have no idea as the audio was garbbled, but I know what she got. After sitting down in front of the captain's desk, and asking him a question Stracy capitalizes on his generosity by taking him up on his offer to help. Behind the desk the two lustful liaisons take full advantage of each other's bodies as the have sex in a variety of different positions. To begin with the captain bends the now undressed Stracy over the desk as he bangs her hard in the doggystyle position. After that the two use a nearby chair for positioning so that Stracy can ride the captain's cock in both cowgirl position variations. Shortly afterwards they move over to a love seat where they both recline for some very sexy spooning. Finally the pair goes for one last round of doggystlye before the captain erupts his seed into Stracy's open mouth. It was an awesome finish seeing the lovely Stracy Stone take nearly the entire load into her mouth!

Cindy Dollar

Cindy Dollar starts off her scene by doing a little spying for the captain. She watches two of her fellow co-workers closely as they slack on their ship deck duties. Seizing the opportunity for some possible sexual blackmail Cindy confronts the two men. The men already know what she wants, and they oblige her naughty request. As with any proper threesome Cindy, and her male partners work in a mutually beneficial way that never leaves anyone in the group out. After removing most of Cindy's clothing one of the male co-workers bangs Cindy in the doggystyle position while the other man satisfies her oral urges with his manly cock. Afterwards the threesome takes to the ground/deck floor allowing one man to spoon with Cindy while the other gets a proper blowjob. Last but certainly not least Cindy gets to ride one of the men's cocks in the reverse cowgirl position while taking the other man's cock down her throat. The penetrations were all anal leaving no vaginal penetrations to be be seen. Finishing the scene off in a similar manner as the scenes before it Cindy polishes each man's knob before receiving two cumshots to the mouth. She revels in her gooey prize as the men toss her her clothes, and walk off in separate directions.

Laura Crystal

This scene was actually a lot different than the previous ones in that the main female performer wasn't really wearing any sort of uniform. What Laura Crystal was wearing though was a revealing sort of evening gown. In this particular scene Laura was learning from a personal music teacher about how to play the piano properly. Surprisingly the cruise ship did come equipped with a piano room, so that learning students such as Laura could take advantage of the tutoring. The male maestro instructing Laura ended up taking full advantage of their close quarters learning situation by leaning over her back, and groping her breasts. Briefly shrugging off the man's advances Laura acted as if she was more interested in the piano lesson than she was with having sex. We all know better than that, and as suspected Laura quickly gave into the horny man's advances.

Taking their encounter to a different part of the ship the two lovers partook of some serious oral stimulation before venturing into the actual penetrations. After receiving a lengthy, and very impressive blowjob from Laura the piano teacher allowed his would be student to ride his cock in the reverse cowgirl position. This went on for only a brief moment before they switched to a spooning position. The final penetration position the pair of lovers engaged in was doggystyle, and as with the other position changes the sex was short lived. In between all three position changes Laura spent a lot of time sucking on her teacher's cock, and also finished the scene off by doing so as well. After giving the man's cock a few final tugs with her hand Laura was able to catch all of his load into her open mouth with the exception of the little bit that ran down his leg. She did end up licking his leg clean though which was pretty awesome.

EXTRAS

- Trailers

CONCLUSION

I was once again seriously impressed by Private's, and Magik View Entertainment's award-winning take on the whole sexual cruise idea. The cast members, and the sex were exceptional for the most part with the exception being the final scene. In fact I'd have to say that out of all the scenes the only one that seemed out of place was Laura Crystal's scene. The rest of the scenes were perfect in every way. I think what I really liked about this dvd besides the hardcore banging was the fact that the director opted to have all oral cumshot finishes. This is actually a rarity in porn features. I was pleasantly surprised at the director's decision to finish each scene in this way. I also liked the fact that there were no cheesy thought cloud illustrations littering the screen as they were in the Lust Boat series. Overall this was a gem of a dvd that is very much worth adding to a porn collector's library. If you haven't got this one yet definitely do so as it is a steal at $25.99!!!

VERDICT: Highly Recommended!!!

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